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Nanowar Of Steel - "Ironmonger (The Copier of the Seven Keys)"

Το βίντεο των Nanowar Of Steel για το "Ironmonger" από το album "Stairway to Valhalla"
Master of the allen wrench
Riding a mighty lawnmower for revenge
In the realm of the screws he’s the king
And Lord of the Towel Rings

Edison of the lightbulb
Leonardo of the shower tray
Renzo Piano of the gas pipes
David Hasselhoff of the glue
Einstein of the screwdriver
Plato of the kick plates
Hemingway of the instructions
Translated into Dutch

Bricolage!
With the power of Black & Decker
Bricolage!
And the magic of Leroy Merlin
Bricolage!
Praise the wisdom of Rowenta
In the name of the almighty Bosch!

Hail to the affordable Ironmonger
Prophet of bricolage of the last eclipse
Purchase cutting edge items at the Ironmonger's
Ineffable copier of the seven keys
You’re the Spongebob of promotions on the glue!

Warlock of the doorknob of steel
Wizard of the doorlock of hell
Baywatcher of the batteries' polarity
Hobgoblin of the customer satisfaction

Heart of utensil
On your ear there’s a pencil
No one can outcompete your trueness
in the retail sellers branch
You also sell mosquito nets
In the tropical regions
But not DDT anymore
For international restrictions

Hail to the affordable Ironmonger
Prophet of bricolage of the last eclipse
Purchase cutting edge items at the Ironmonger's
Ineffable copier of the seven keys
You’re the bishop of the offers on the nails!

The hammer of Thor
The nipple of Thor
The screwdriver of Thor
The lifepreserver of Thor

The cousin of Thor
The grandfather of Thor
The boyfriend of David Hasseloff

Bricolage!
With the power of Black & Decker
Bricolage!
And the magic of Leroy Merlin
Bricolage!
Praise the wisdom of Rowenta
In the name of the almighty Bosch!

Hail to the affordable Ironmonger
Prophet of bricolage of the last eclipse
Purchase cutting edge items at the Ironmonger's
Ineffable copier of the seven keys
And this song is not about David Hasselof!


Το 2003 δημιουργήθηκαν στην Ιταλία οι Nanowar σατιρίζοντας το "true metal" (κυρίως τους Manowar). Τρία χρόνια αργότερα μετονομάσθηκαν σε Nanowar of Steel "τρολάροντας" τους Rhapsody, οι οποίοι μετονομάσθηκαν (την ίδια χρονιά) σε Rhapsody of Fire. Χρησιμοποιώντας τα κλισέ των Manowar αυτοχαρακτηρίζονται ως "the TRUEST metal band in the known universe".

Στην δεκαπενταετή καριέρα τους έχουν κυκλοφορήσει τέσσερις "ολοκληρωμένους" δίσκους, δύο demos, τέσσερα singles, ένα ep κι ένα live album. Ο πιο πρόσφατος δίσκος τιτλοφορείται "Stairway to Valhalla" και "βγήκε" τον περασμένο Νοέμβριο. Παρακολουθούμε το lyric video του τραγουδιού "Ironmonger (The Copier of the Seven Keys)"...

Δελτίο τύπου: «NanowaR is the TRUEST metal band in the known universe. No heavy true metal band can be as heavy true and metal as Nanowar is. Even though propaganda states that Nanowar started their activity in 2003, many archeologists claim to have found undeniable proofs of Nanowar’s existence dating back to 2003 B.C., when Ozzy was only three years old. Nanowar is the only EPIC - POWER - TRUE METAL band who actually killed a dragon. That’s for real! It happened in the Gargalord Ancient Valley a couple of weeks ago. Nanowar had to change their name to Nanowar Of Steel - obviously not in order to spoof Rhapsody Of Fire, but for REAL and TRUE copyright issues.»

Band: Nanowar of Steel
Country of origin: Italy
Location: Rome, Lazio
Formed in: 2003
Genre: Heavy/Power Metal/Hard Rock
Lyrical themes: Heavy metal parody, Humour, Power, Steel
Years active: 2003-2006 (as Nanowar), 2006-present

Lyric video: "Ironmonger"
Album: "Stairway to Valhalla"
Type: Full length
Release date: November 9th, 2018
Label: Audioglobe
Format: CD, Digital

Track listing:
01. Declination
02. Barbie, MILF Princess of the Twilight
03. The Call of Cthulhu
04. Heavy Metal Kibbles
05. Il maestro Myagi di Pino
06. L'opelatole ecologico
07. Images and Swords
08. In the Sky
09. ...and Then I Noticed That She Was a Gargoyle
10. Tooth Fairy
11. Vegan Velociraptor
12. Another Drill in the Wall
13. Ironmonger (The Copier of the Seven Keys)
14. Bum Voyage
15. Uranus
16. The Crown and the Onion Ring
17. The Quest for Carrefour
18. Hail to Liechtenstein

Band members:
Gatto Panceri 666 - Bass
Potowotominimak - Orals
Mr. Baffo - Orals
Abdul - Guitar
Uinona Raider - Drums

Guest/Session: Fabio Lione - Vocals (additional) (track 2)


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